The People's Secularist Republic of The Indo-Estonian Commonwealth is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Rajkumar Himaldri Dewan with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 914 million Iestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumbai. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Indian Estonian economy, worth 55.7 trillion Indo-Estonian Rupies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,917 Indo-Estonian Rupies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Indo-Estonian Commonwealth's national animal is the Killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Indo-Estonian Commonwealth is ranked 75,202^nd in the world and 302^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 18.64 flags saluted per person per day.